Hey. It's me,
Cooper Bowman.
You might have noticed my name rhymes with poop. And if you're like, ew man not another white dude doin' poop jokes as his whole thing, don't worry—this runs (not a diarrhea joke, promise) way deeper than rhymes.
It all started when I was born on national poop day, which is the day after the Super Bowl every year. And it all ended when I passed out on the toilet, which is a story I will not be putting here.
So I guess what I'm saying is, my personality is poop. Not actually poop, like I don't have a poop personality. I really don't usually talk about poop this much. This might be a really crappy bio. Poop.
Some Articles:
October 2025 - Like Right Now
Mirimar - Senior Copywriter
July 2024 - October 2025
Quality Meats - Senior Copywriter
June 2023 - July 2024
McKinney LA - Senior Copywriter
June 2020 - June 2023
McKinney LA - Copywriter
June 2019 - August 2019
FCB Chicago - Intern Copywriter
Cannes Lions Grand Prix, Integrated Campaign, B2B
GoDaddy Act Like You Know
Silver Pencil, The One Show
Mr. Submarine 50 Ads for 50 Years
Bronze Effie, New Product Introduction
Popeyes Wings
Winner, Humor, Shorty Awards
Little Caesars Burn the Burns
Young Lions 2022
Won US, Shortlisted International
Young Lions 2023
Got Kicked Out For Winning The Year Prior
Finalist, Best in Social Activism, Shorty Awards
POW Make A Damn Plan
Adage 25 Best Ads of 2025
Mr. Submarine 50 ads for 50 years, #3
this is me getting a rash from the rash bin